A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and
mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the
jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone.
Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both
trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey,
and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from
the camp, they came upon a chilling sight the
mother-in-law was backed up against a thick,
impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood
The wife cried, 'What are we going to do?'
The hunter husband looked at the lion and said, 'Nothing. He got
himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.'