Sunday, November 09, 2003

Things That Make You Go Hummmm....

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** Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out"?

** Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

** If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?

** Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

** Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs.

** What do you call male ballerinas?

** Why ARE Trix only for kids?

** If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

** Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

** If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

** If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

** If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?

** Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

** Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

** Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window.

** Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over
a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they
tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it
to make sure?


The ultimate drunk test - Can you answer this question? Mickey Mouse, is he a cat or a dog?

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