** Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
** Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
** If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
** Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
** Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs.
** What do you call male ballerinas?
** Why ARE Trix only for kids?
** If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
** Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
** If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
** If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
** If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
** Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
** Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
** Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window.
** Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over
a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they
tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it
to make sure?
The ultimate drunk test - Can you answer this question? Mickey Mouse, is he a cat or a dog?