Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Top 5 Signs You've Eaten Too Much at Thanksgiving

5. This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read
"Good Lord!"

4. You now have an ass the size of Plymouth Rock.

3. People keep looking at you and saying, "I thought the Macy's
Parade was over."

2. Your relatives can't go home because they're stuck in your
gravitational field.

1. You're sweatin' gravy, my friend!

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