Sunday, February 29, 2004
Saturday, February 28, 2004
Here's the recipe..
Deluxe Crockpot Oatmeal
2 C milk
1/4 C brown sugar
1 T butter, melted
1/4 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1 C quick cooking oats
1 C finely chopped apple
1/2 C raisins and/or dates
1/2 C chopped walnuts or almonds
Grease the inside of Crockpot. Put ingredients inside Crockpot and mix well. Cover and turn on low heat. Cook overnight or 8-9 hours. Stir before serving.
I have to say that I do agree with a couple points when it comes to me and alcohol consumption..
Results...: "Leo Drinking style:
Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often
fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good
drinkers as well, losing their commanding
dignity and turning kittenish. Of course,
they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos
will be Leos, after all. They generally know
their limit, probably because they loathe
losing self-control. When they get
over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and
perhaps not with the one what brung them. But
Leo's not the type to break rules even when
drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,
Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over)
Lion to make it up to you the next day.
Alcohoroscopes- what do the stars say about your drinking style
brought to you by Quizilla"
Yeah, those bolded parts ..that would be me when I drink. LOL
Friday, February 27, 2004
It gives you several personality options to choose from, and it picks you a new name based on your chosen characteristic...so, here are some of my possibilities..
Lavender Oralee Last Name
So, what do ya think? Should I change to any of these?? LOL
J got out of work late tonight and I didn't feel like cooking, so we all went out to Huddle House for dinner. It was about 11:00, so no way was I cooking at that time. For those who don't know, Huddle House is a Waffle House type place. I had some really yummy beef vegetable soup and a 6 piece chicken wings.. they were both really good, or maybe I was just really hungry. J and John both had these huge breakfasts with eggs, toast, bacon, sausage, grits, country gravy and biscuits. My stomach hurt just watching them eat all that, but they both finished it all. Then we drove to Blockbuster to return some movies we rented and get some new ones, but they were closed.. which really sucks! I think they closed earlier than they were s'posed to, and i've got half a mind to call and report it. I wanted to get Under the Tuscan Sun, Lost In Translation, and there was a couple more I wanted, but I can't think what they are at the moment. We ended up going to Wally World because I wanted to get the big bag of dog food and a few other things, but he wouldn't drive me to Super Wally World over on Normandy.. back across town where we just moved from.. so we had to go to the regular one on Beach, but they just built a Super Wally World behind this particular store that will be open March 17th (yeah!!!!) so this one had crap left, and I couldn't get some of the stuff I needed to get. I did get the dog food, a big bag of cat food, 3 DVDs - Ameican Pie 1&2 and Never Been Kissed with Drew Barrymore - and a crock pot. I was kinda stupid to buy a crock pot, because I know I could go to a thrift store and buy one, probably a practically new, really nice one, for probably less than half what I paid, but I decided to go ahead and buy a new one. I have a new recipe book of crockpot recipes, so I figured I'd go buy one. It's really cool, though. I like it. It's a Rival, it's white and has cherries on it, and it comes with a second mini crock pot. I'd post a picture of it, but I'm too lazy at the moment. The good thing is, the guy in Wally World said they weren't going to move the inventory they have left in that store to the new store, they are just going to sell out what's in there, and put stuff on clearance as it gets lower and lower.. I'm all excited about that, I can tell ya. I'll definitely be going to check out the clearance stuff...woohoo.. cheap stuff rocks!
Would you rather:
1. Lose the thumb on your dominant hand in a hunting accident OR lose your non- dominant foot in a rock climbing accident?
I would much rather lose a thumb than a foot, except that I'd have to change my job or learn to type without a thumb. I could probably do it, it would just slow me down a tad. Plus, it's just one finger, as opposed to an entire foot.
2. Take care of 20 screaming toddlers everyday OR work in the sewers of new york everyday?
I'll take the toddlers. I love kids..rats and smelly sewers ummm..not so much
3. Invent a cure for lung cancer that makes the person never able to walk again OR makes the person blind?
I think I'd rather they couldn't walk than couldn't see, cuz there's always wheelchairs etc., being blind would suck.
4. Your 10 year old child find you masturbating OR hear you speaking derogitively towards a racial minority neighbor?
I'd rather they hear me cussing the neighbors.. my sex life is not a spectator sport. I'd be likely to mess my kids up in so many other ways, I don't need to scar them for life on top of it.
Multiple Intelligence Test
A Short Definition of your Highest Score
Musical - the ability to understand and develop musical technique, to respond emotionally to music and to work together to use music to meet the needs of others, to interpret musical forms and ideas, and to create imaginative and expressive performances and compositions. Possible vocations that use the musical intelligence include technician, music teacher, instrument maker, choral, band, and orchestral performer or conductor, music critic, aficionado, music collector, composer, conductor, and individual or small group performer.
Click here to learn more about what each area means
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Ten Songs I Didn't Choose
How to play:
Open up your mp3 player
set it to random
write down the first 10 songs it plays
1. Melissa Etheridge - Like the Way I Do
2. Carly simon - Coming around again
3. Donna summers - Last Dance
4. Trisha Yearwood - Down on my knees
5. Sheryl Crow - The first cut is the deepest'
6. Jewel - You Were Meant For Me
7. Guns N Roses - Sweet Child of Mine
8. Letters To Cleo - Cruel to be Kind
9. Norah Jones - Nightingale
10. Kelly Clarkson - Miss Independent
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Monday, February 23, 2004
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Which Sex and the City Vixen Best Matches Your Sex Style?
I won't be able to watch the end even, cuz I don't have HBO at the moment, so I'm hoping they will play it again a few times once I do get hooked back up. But, if anyone wants to be super sweet and earn my undying love and gratitude, and wants to tape it and send me a copy, I'd be ever so grateful! **beg beg beg**
Saturday, February 21, 2004
..with the exception of sugar, white flour, refined carbs, junk food snacks, and trans fats, you can eat most everything else... What's left? There went my entire diet!
No conventional bread, backed goods, pasta, no added sugar, even no brown rice, sweet potatos, or lentils until you are near your goal.
I love pasta and bread. I love baked goods too, but have no control where they are concerned, so I just can't have them around, at all, if I'm gonna stick to any kind of diet.
....nutritionally worthless candy and sugary soft drinks are banned forever.
I don't like the idea of having anything banned forever..I think anything, in moderation as a once in blue moon treat, has to be allowed, or else you're just going to fail. It's unrealistic to think that you are never, ever gonna have a treat..ever. If you're like me, the moment you tell yourself you can't have it, you just want it all the more. You have to be able to work these things in, plan for them, and adjust your diet accordingly, so that you don't end up eating too many calories. You have to be the one to decide whether you want to splurge on a Milky Way once in a while, or opt for something healthier. That's why Weight Watchers is so good. They give you options and tools to be able to work things in. I don't care what anyone says. In the end, no matter how you slice it, the number of calories you consume overall, compared to the number of calories you expend during your day, is what will make you blow up like a Macy's Parade float. If an average size, moderately active woman requires 2500 calories, for example, per day, to maintain bodily functions and she consumes that many a day or less, she will maintain or lose weight. If she needs 2500 and consumes 3500, she's gonna pile the pounds on, as her body stores the extras for her. It's that simple. Fatty foods and sugary foods, and things loaded with carbs are higher in calories..thus, if you eat lots and lots of them, and don't burn them off, you will be fat. End of story.
Calories are fuel. If you eat too much "fuel" your body will put the extras in a storage tank..attached to your hips, ass, abdomen..just wherever it can find a handy spot.. Once you stop putting in too much "fuel", your body will use the reserves and the storage tanks will go away. If you skip meals and try to restrict your calories too much, your body will think you are starving, and will slip into starvation mode..and slow down your metabolism so it burns less fuel, and stores more fat for emergency purposes. All any "diet" is, is an attempt to manage and/or manipulate the amount you consume, and the method of keeping track and lowering that number, so that you will be able to rid yourself of your big, fat ass.
Heres a magic diet secret for ya.. shhh.. don't tell anyone I told ya...
Lower the number of calories you consume to a number significantly lower than the number of calories you burn, watch the number of carbs, fat, and empty sugary calories you consume, drink lots of water, and do some sort of exercise at least a few times a week, and you will lose weight.
This is, of course, providing you have no thyroid problems or other health related reason why this won't work.
I know..it seems kinda radical...impossible to believe it will work, but I'm tellin' ya the truth. Trust me.. have I ever lied to you?!
I know there are zillions of people on Atkins and having lots of success with it. It's no mystery, if you are following the diet plan as he explains it. A lot of carbs are sugars..we all agree that eating lots of sugar makes you gain weight. He explains how, if you don't give your body the carbs, it will burn off the fat for fuel instead.
It's not rocket science. Plus, you can have the butter and cheese and stuff, which is great, but a lot of the things you would normally put lots of butter or cheese on, you can't have, or can have very limited amounts of. Thus, you don't end up eating tons of it. The thing that put me off trying the low carb thing was I kept hearing you can't eat a lot of veggies or fruits..and I love veggies and fruits. It doesn't say you can't have them. It says you can't have certain ones during induction, and then, after induction, they should be limited and eaten only occasionally. You can have bread..you can have potatos, you can have just about anything other than candy, cookies, soda, crackers, chips, etc...in moderation, or low carb versions. It's actually a pretty sound diet, if you can stick to the limitation of the carbs. Most of the veggies and stuff they say you can have all ya like of are the same ones listed as Negative Calorie Foods
Actually, if you really think about it, it's all a matter of how much and how fast you want to lose the weight. If you follow the strict carb restrictions for just two weeks for the induction phase, and then do as Atkins suggests and gradually raise your daily carbs by 5 gm every week until you level off or start to gain weight, then cut it back by 5, and stick to it, eat as he recommends, and exercise, you will lose weight. Probably pretty quickly. If you just cut back your carbs, and try to keep them kinda low, eat lots of salads, fruits, veggies, lean meats, and protein, little or no sweets and goodies, and exercise... you will also lose weight, just maybe not as fast.
Although I know when you're dieting, or as it should be called "adopting healthier eating habits", you shouldn't have cake and cookies and chips and soda, and all of those things that gave you the GA (gargantuan ass) in the first place. It's so hard to stop yourself from reaching for them sometimes. I wish there was a magic way to cut all the junk from your diet, and conquer your cravings and the demons that made you eat that whole chocolate cake by yourself. I know you feel healthier and happier, and more in control of your life and your health when you get to the point where you can happily say no to that plate of homemade chocolate chip cookies, but it takes a while to get to that point. In the meantime, it's killer. Sometimes, its all I can do to not run to the store for a pint of Ben and Jerry's. A big, juicy orange or a bunch of grapes are yummy, and I really do enjoy them, but they just aren't the same as a tub of Fudge Brownie ice cream or a 3 Musketeers. I think I'm doing pretty good with it, so far. I did have a piece of chocolate cream pie the other day, but it was made with reduced fat crust, sugar free Jello pudding, and light whip cream...and it wasn't a big piece. I have had mashed potatos.. but maybe half a cup, instead of the cup and a half I might have normally. I haven't had a cola product in three weeks. I'm doing 4 32 oz glasses of water a day, on average. I have been eating my salads, and no sandwiches..except I had an open faced egg salad sandwich the other day, but I piled on lots of lettuce, and gave some of that one piece of bread to Jazmine. My pants are looser, my face looks a bit thinner, I do feel better.. so far, so good. I have no clue how much, if any, I've actually lost, as I don't own a scale and have no plans to buy one anytime soon, but if the clothes and all are an indication, it seems to be working, so far. I've got a long haul ahead of me, and I know I can do it if I decide to stick to it, because I've done it in the past...and I know how it's done, I just don't do the things I know I need to in order to keep myself from blowing up, but day by day is all I can do.
It appears, that I didn't win the 230 million dollars last night, after all, so I will have to work today, dammit! I thought for sure I had it in the bag. There was 1 winner on a ticket bought in Virginia..money stealing SOB! It just aint right. I need that money. I had plans..hopes...dreams..now they're all gone. They're dead and buried. I know, there will be other jackpots. I could play again this week, cuz 10 million aint nothin' to sneeze at, but I wanted the 230 million. I never remember to play the lottery, so my chances of winning are pretty slim, but I may start remembering to play every so often from now on, just in case. I'd never be one of those people that spends hundreds of dollars a month on it, but all it takes is one ticket to win. I wonder how many tickets the winner bought. He's probably either 80 years old, or one of those people who buys 1 ticket every time the jackpot gets really high..sorta like me.. and hit it with his one ticket. When the other hundreds of people who had a hundred tickets each, and play bunches every week, didn't get 3 numbers. That 's the way it goes..luck of the draw. I really should start playing every week, because ya know what they say, "You can't win if you don't play", and "Someone has got to win, it might just be me", but then I keep thinking of the thousands of dollars you pour into it, trying to win, and then if you never do, which is the case for probably 95% of the people who play, you coulda done something smart with that money, like invested it, and had a nice little nest egg for yourself eventually. I'm pretty much broke until Wednesday, so I won't be playing anything unless one of the dorks that live here fork over some cash before then, and I am definitely gonna hit them up, but I just may buy me a couple tickets. If I win, I'll be blogging from some tropical island .. a girl can dream can't she?!
You're The Poisonwood Bible!
by Barbara Kingsolver
Deeply rooted in a religious background, you have since become both
isolated and schizophrenic. You were naively sure that your actions would help people,
but of course they were resistant to your message and ultimately disaster ensued. Since
you can see so many sides of the same issue, you are both wise beyond your years and
tied to worthless perspectives. If you were a type of waffle, it would be
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Friday, February 20, 2004
I took Niki to the vet, and he took the bandage off with no problem in 2 minutes. I'm sure it didn't feel good, but it didn't seem excessively painful, and she was sure happy when it was done and she could get off that table. He said it wasn't healed real well yet, and he put another bandage on it and gave me some to use to change it again if I need to, but it's a different kind of bandage that looks like it will be much easier to get off. So, she's all set for a little while.
After the vet, we stopped at the grocery store cuz I had to pick up a few things. I really didn't want to go, but I had no choice. So, 48.00 later I finally got home and now I'm exhausted. I know J is gonna be home in a couple hours, expecting me to cook something for him..but he can kiss my shiny white hiney. I ain't cookin' squat. I'm too tired.. and I got bonus money to earn!
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
I have been really busy the last week or so, and haven't had a bunch of time to post, because I've totally been working at trying to get my production up at work. I get paid on production, which would be a really, really good thing, if I had some motivation. I was talking with my friend, Brenda, who is also an MT, and slacks worse than I do, if that's possible. We figured out that if we just upped our lines by 500 a day, which is really only an extra 1-1/2 to 2 hours a day, which would mean I'd actually work about 7 hours a day instead of the 5 I can usually manage to get in, after bonuses and shift differentials, we'd be haulin in some pretty sweet checks. The more production you do, the more bonuses you earn, and my per line rate would be higher, my checks would double what they are now..simply by working 6 or 7 more hours a week. So, I've been making myself do 1500 a day, and it's not really that hard, but, unfortunately, the time I had to find to be able to get the work done has had to come out of my posting and blog surfing time. pfffffft It sucks, but what can I do. I just have to post when I can and visit when I get a chance, cuz I have decided that I really like money and would like lots of it. Then again, if any of you feel bad I have to work so hard, and miss my sparkling wit and charm, you can always send me cash...errrr..okay, fine, I'll go to work.
2. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
3. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek
4. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
5. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
6. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Butt.
7. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
8. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
9. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
10. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
11. Illiterate? Write For Help
12. Honk If Anything Falls Off
13. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next
14. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
15. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
16. Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
17. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
18. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
19. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
20. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
21. Boldly Going Nowhere
22. Cat: The Other White Meat
23. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
24. What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
25. Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals
Monday, February 16, 2004
Sunday, February 15, 2004
where she had a post about funny 404 error message pages. I decided to check them out, because I was kinda bored, and I found this page HTTP 404 P0RN Not Found and I thought it was really funny, and I decided to share it with you, my lovely friends, for your amusement.
Saturday, February 14, 2004
Friday, February 13, 2004
So, Barbie and Ken have broken up. Apparently, Barbie has herself a new squeeze, Blaine, and she's dumping her man of 43 years ..on Valentine's Day, no less. That's cold. Was it his reluctance to make a commitment and marry her? Was it his latent homosexual tendencies? Did she catch him and GI Joe with their pants down? Perhaps, she simply wants to concentrate on her careers and travel. I don't know, but it's just sad. Then again, it's not surprising. AFter the breakup of Bennifer, its clear that you just never know what will happen when it comes to love. I hope it was an amicable split, and they were able to reach agreements as to breakup of the assets. Who gets the dream house? the cabin cruiser? the multiple sports cars, motorcycles, and all the various other accessories? Who will get custody of the cat and dog, and the horses? Will there be a palimony suit in the future? Maybe the details will be announced at some future date.
I wonder if THIS had anything to do with the breakup?
Or, maybe he just couldn't fit in with her new lifestyle..
10. They only found nine things before the rover broke down.
9. A note saying, "Squandered the natural resources. Moved one
planet closer to sun."
8. The fact that a little car driving around on remote control
looking at rocks captures the heartbeat of a nation...for 10
7. A bone-filled spacesuit bearing China's emblem from the
Chang dynasty, thousands of years ago.
6. Rocks, and lots of 'em.
4. A kindly old man named Dmitri with a broken spaceship and
outdated political views.
3. The lone Dennis Kucinich supporter.
2. T-shirts with sayings like: "Mars or Bust", "I went to Mars
and all i got was this T-shirt", and "I was with stupid but
dropped him off at Earth".
1. "My goodness Houston! Dust! And enough for everyone!"
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
I took a bag of salad..which is pretty much just lettuce with some shredded carrots and bits of red cabbage, for the most part..so, truly, I took some lettuce, and poured it in a big bowl. I steamed a chicken breast and put various spices on it and a bit of lemon, and hard boiled an egg, and chopped them and added them to the lettuce. I then cut up a tomato and took some baby carrots, and a whole slew of shredded cheddar cheese. Then I added a bunch of roasted red peppers, and a tiny bit of Buttermilk Ranch dressing. Are you drooling yet? You really should be. It was fabulous. Lettuce, tomatos, carrots, egg, chicken, cheese, and roasted peppers...I think I need another.
Monday, February 09, 2004
1. Since my last report, the student has reached rock bottom
and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. This student has delusions of adequacy.
4. The student sets low personal standards and then
occasionally fails to achieve them.
5. Student has been working with glue too much.
6. When the student's IQ reaches 50, he/she should sell.
7. Student has a photogenic memory but the lens cover is glued
8. The 'Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train
9. If you give the student a penny for his/her thoughts, you
would get change.
10. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
Sunday, February 08, 2004
The things I'm guilty of are in bold:
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies (I didn't watch, but I had 3)
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: MC Hammer For shame I still have the CD somewhere.
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen (I did on video right after though!)
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school (No clue what that's about)
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side
17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it
19. LA Gear Stupid, overpriced shoes
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten
21. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
23. You wanted to be a Goonie
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf
27. You took Lunch Pails to school
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets
29. You still get the urge to! say "NOT" after every sentence
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts Dude! Coolest shirts EVER! I want one now.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
32. You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets (and they never did : O) )
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" (I said that to J just yesterday! LOL)
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line skates
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide (does a skinned knee count?)
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement
42. You remember Popples (I still have one)
43. "Don't worry, be happy"
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks
45. You wore socks scrunched down
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes vs cd players
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies and being terrified
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"
51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot (well, cute anyway)
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART
56. You just sang those words to yourself
57. You remember watching Magic vs Bird
58. You cut your t-shirts in half and wore it with your homemade Levi shorts(the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool!
60. You had a mullet
61. You still sing "We are the World" Not willingly! It is in my head now!!!
62. You "pegged" your pants
63. You just knew Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper would end up together
64. You know who Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper are
65. You know what Dan vs Dave means
66. One word, Atari
67. "Rock On!"
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Damn... 96 cats in one house! Yikes, that's a heck of a lot of kitties. I just can't imagine having that many cats in one house. I love kitties, but that's a little excessive, if ya ask me. Not that anyone did. My ex-friend and ex-roommate, Princess Fatass, and her girlfriend Cheryl, had anywhere from 8 to 15 cats at any given time...plus various kittens. They lived with me, so I lived with the cats. They weren't spayed or neutered, so they would inbreed, and go outside and get pregnant from outside cats, as well. They also would jump up on tables and shelves and knock things off.. things that belonged to me mostly.. and break them. None of which ever got replaced. They would pee and poop behind my entertainment center and in every corner of the living room, and PFA wouldn't clean it. I would end up cleaning it. It was absolutely disgusting. Then she would blame it on the dogs, saying that they made more mess than the cats, etc. Yeah, right! It's one thing to have a large number of animals, if you can take care of them, and it sounds as if these people are, but when you don't keep up on the litter boxes and can't afford to get them spayed or neutered, you have no business having that many critters. From the sound of the article, it sounds as if they are handling them all well, taking care of them, seeing that they have food and medical care, and keeping the house clean. In cases like that, I think it takes big cahones for the SPCA or whoever to step in and just decide that they can't care for them with no evidence that they can't. Welcome to America, the land of the free.
The Amateur Gourmet: Janet Jackson Breast Cupcakes
Friday, February 06, 2004
Not much sleep last night.. yada yada yada...J woke up bitching..yada yada he'll be sleeping in his car soon, if he doesn't get up off my ass.. yada yada yada...I thought yesterday was Friday, but it wasn't.. yada yada yada.. now I'm all confuzzled..blah blah blah no training today, we decided to do four days instead of five, so now I have nothing to do..yada yada yada.. I really want some strawberry pancakes.. are pancakes good for a low carb diet? blah blah blah..but they have fruit..and dairy.. doesn't that make them healthy??? yada yada yada.. tornado watch today, but it's nice and sunny here, so far...blah blah blah, class action suit for billions of dollars because a nipple was shown on TV for emotional damages, stupid ass, money-grubbing, morons need their heads examined.
Okay, that was pretty much the gist of it, it's not quite as informative and detailed as the original post, but you get the high points, and that's the important part, I suppose. Let's hope the next one goes a little better.
The body of the 11 year old girl abducted in Sarasota, Florida a few days ago was found this morning behind a church. I hate to say it, but I really didn't expect any different outcome in this story. They caught Joseph Smith two days ago, and he wasn't cooperating, but there were no signs of her in his home or anywhere, which gave me the feeling that she had been dumped somewhere. The thing that gets me about the whole thing, is in the video they showed, the girl didn't seem to put up much of a fight. He walked up to her, took her by the arm, and walked away with her. I don't know what he said to her, if he told her he had a gun and to come quietly or whatever, or maybe she was in shock. I really don't know. But, to me, it was a reminder that if you have a young daughter..or son even.. tell them that if anyone ever approaches them and tries to grab them to fight, scream, kick them in the nuts, do whatever it takes to draw attention to yourself and get away. Maybe if she had resisted more, there would have been a totally different ending to this really tragic story.
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
I just have to ask..why? I haven't tried it, I don't know just how warm it gets when you use it. I've never used KY personally, but I don't think I'd be wanting the kind that warms. I have used some of those other warming oils and flavored things, and some of them are fun, but I guess I'm a little boring. I don't want something that gets hot on my poor, sensitive girl parts. I don't like stuff that gets hot down there. I don't want eucalyptus, menthol, cinnamon, or anything spicy anywhere down in the whole crotchal area. At a risk of over sharing or TMI, J had this toy he brought home one time, and he thought it would be a kick to play with it. It was red, and rather a little larger than I was comfortable with to start with, but when he used it I almost died. It had some kinda cinnamon "flavor" enhancement to it. I have no idea why you would need one with flavoring to start with, because who is going to put it in their mouth, that was entirely the wrong opening they should have been shooting for, but it did have flavor. So, that sucker burned like crazy, and I was not a very happy camper. I don't know. I like a little fun in my sex as much as the next girl, and maybe I'm a little more "vanilla" than most in my sexual preferences, but I just don't see the point. So, does anyone else see the point to putting stuff that gets hot on your naughty bits?
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a few seconds, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her butt cheek a lap with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't never seen nobody do it.