Some weird sex laws that are still on the books include:
FLORIDA Single, divorced, or widowed women may not parachute on Sunday afternoons
FLORIDA Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
ARKANSAS Adultery is punishable with a mere $20 to $100 fine.
Ames, IOWA Husbands aren’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives or while holding them in his arms.
UTAH Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
UTAH Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
VIRGINIA It is illegal to copulate in any poisition except missionary
WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
ALABAMA It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
MINNESOTA It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
Alexandria, MINNESOTA No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.