"As you know, President Bush wants to amend the constitution
of the United States to ban gay marriage. Bush feels that
marriage is something that's just for straight people, like
"Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like
a country song; he's from Texas. His dog just died, he's from
Texas and it looks like he might lose his job. Next thing, his
truck is going to break down."
"In Washington, D.C. a warning was issued that the tap water
isn't safe to drink. President Bush also accused the water of
"Today Ralph Nader said that he was in favor of gay sex - as
long as it involves a condom and an airbag."