Tuesday, March 09, 2004

** Ponder This! **

** Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?

** Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

** Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

** Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

** Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the
end you first try?

** How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

** Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept
drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

** When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we
say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say,
'That hurt, you moron'?

** Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and
a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

** In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it
was in summer when we complained about the heat?

** Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays?
Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

** How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

** Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American
food?

** Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all
there's no sense in two people remembering the same things.

** Is the real reason women live longer than men because they
don't have to live with women?

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