Friday, March 05, 2004

Quotes For Today

"Tonight on the news I saw two gay men getting married. That's
really incredible to me when I think about it - finding two
men who want to get married. At most weddings you don't even
have one guy."
-Jay Leno

"McDonald's has lowered the calories in their fries from 610
calories to 540 calories. They're worried about promoting
obesity. So they lowered from 610 to 540 calories. That's like
decreasing the power in the electric chair by 10 volts."
-David Letterman

"'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says she might not stop
at 7 books and might make an 8th book about Harry as an adult.
When asked why she said, 'There's still money in the world that
I don't have yet'."
-Conan O'Brien

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