Yeah, I know I'm late. Better late than never.
- Would you rather:
- get an inner ear infection that leaves you feeling off balance for the next 2 years OR get a compound fracture in your arm that leaves your dominant hand useless for the next 6 months?
- discover a new species of plant OR write a book?
- push the button that launches a nuclear missle at another country OR pull the trigger that kills just one suspected terrorist?
- your parents tell you that you were conceived doggy style OR reverse cowboy? (thanks shenry)
Either would be awful, cuz I can't work with a messed up arm, and an ear infection is often painful, and would probably hinder my hearing, which would make working difficult too. I guess I'd take the 6 month fracture, cuz it's shorter and I can probably get disability for it.
I think I'd rather write a book. Unless the plant I discovered was a fat free, calorie free, totally good for you substance that looked and tasted like chocolate.
I'd have to choose ice the terrorist. Terrorists suck, and I wouldn't wanna be responsible for wiping out a whole country.