Prostitute's poor performance:
"Prostitute's poor performance provokes protest
A Romanian man lodged an official complaint with consumer protection officials after accusing a prostitute of 'not doing her best'.
Adrian Ionut Craciunoiu, from Gorj county, says he paid the street girl in advance but was not satisfied with the services she supplied.
He told Gazeta de Sud newspaper: 'She didn't do her best and even scratched me because she missed some of her teeth."
I guess when you pay your money, you have the right to demand acceptable service. The article says that they're not sure what to do, because prostitution is illegal there, but they're going to see what they can do. What next? Someone sells you some bad crack, you get to sue for a refund?