- Find out your best friend is selling secrets to terrorists OR find out they download child pornography? I'd rather the porn thing I think. Though I doubt she's likely to do either of these things, the terrorist secret selling could hurt the whole country, whereas the porn thing, though disgusting, would just be in really bad taste.
- pluck out all your nose hairs with tweezers OR shave (face or legs) with an old, rusty blade? I have far less hairs in my nose than on my legs...hand me the tweezers.
- the official language of the united nations become klingon OR esperanto? I'd say Klingon.
- have a very "energetic" orgasm every time you sneeze OR fart loudly every time you have an orgasm? I'd choose the energetic orgasm..and could ya pass the pepper!
Would you rather: