Sunday, June 20, 2004

The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer

14. Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years

13. Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!

12. A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self

11. Because You're Sober

10. Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway

9. Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!

8. You have to fill your bladder with something.

7. Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany
When It's Angry.

6. We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.

5. Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You

4. It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

3. Easier to Spell than Whiskey

2. The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid

1. Beer: It's how you got here.

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