Tuesday, October 26, 2004


Ya know what I wonder? Why is it, that no matter how much I care about a guy, no matter how many unspeakable acts I've performed with, to, or for him, no matter that his tongue has been in my mouth (and pretty much everywhere else), and I've been involved in some slightly kinky stuff with him....you know, back when I used to actually like to do stuff with him.. I still don't want him to drink from my bottles, my straw, bite from my food, or use (blech, blech, shiver) my toothbrush.. does most other people feel that way..or is it just me?

Saturday, October 23, 2004

Britney's Little Prick

Seems Britney Spears had a somewhat thorny honeymoon. According to Yahoo!

Kevin "Timber-clone" Federline, the maybe-hubby of Britney Spears, came on like a trashy romance novel Lothario when he ordered dozens of roses delivered in cellophane bags--and dumped them all over their honeymoon bed. Kevin then carried maybe-wifey Britney into the bridal chamber, dumped her near-nekkid bod on the rosy mound--and recoiled when she immediately leaped up screaming in pain, her skin peppered with tiny pricks! Turns out it was Kevin's first floral seduction, and nobody told him you're supposed to have the florist remove the thorns.

Kevin's ex-galpal Shar Jackson seems cool with the idea of her kiddies' daddy dumping her for Toxic Pop Tart. At Hollywood's Tokio karaoke, Shar got up to perform and a patron shouted, "Sing a Britney Spears song!" Some folks gasped, but Shar just smiled and belted out a groovy rendition of "Baby One More Time."

The Eagle Has Landed

George Bush has landed in Jacksonville, and is right downtown at Alltel Stadium right now, getting ready to give his speech and whatnot. There are 50,000 people there. If I wanted to watch this crap I woulda went to the dang stadium, so why they gotta disrupt Dharma and Greg and make me watch it on my TV!

Thursday, October 21, 2004


Found written on bathroom wall
Houston, Texas USA 77396
Women's restroom

If you voted for Bush the last election, you can't shit here. Your asshole is in Washington.


Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice

To give equal time to Kerry bashing..

"John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." —David Letterman

"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from 'The Munsters."' —Jay Leno

"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." —Craig Kilborn

"I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal." —David Letterman

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton." —David Letterman

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

What now!!

Christ on a cracker!!! Why meeeeeeee. All I wanted to do today is get up bright and early and work as much as I can all day so that I can get massive amounts of work done and get ahead. So..I'm sitting here at my computer, fingers flying, working like a little a mad woman, when all of a sudden I notice that the TV has the blue TIVO screen that says it can't find the signal or whatever..I flip the channels and still no cable. then I notice my internet is out too.. so I pick up the phone to call the cable company.. no freakin phone either! WTF! I called the cable company on the cell phone, and they said they'd send someone out on a service call. Sometime between 2 and 5..arrrrrgghh. As it turned out, they got here before 1:00, and I now have internet and cable and phone again...Thank Gawd. Apparently, a truck or something came down the street and took down my line. How? That had to be one hell of a high-ass truck to be able to take down the cable line, so I think they're full of shit, and it just fell. Maybe a squirrel chewed it or something. I dunno...but now I'm way behind where I had planned to be by this time. Okay, I'm done venting and I will now return to my slaving.

Play MASH online

Remember playing the MASH game when you were a kid? Now you can play online. Just go here Play MASH online I played and, apparently, I'm gonna:

Marry Eric (sorry Eric's current wife pffft)
We'll live in Paris in a mansion, drive a blue Ferrari, have five kids, and for a living, I will be a singer. Way cool! Except..If I'm gonna have five kids I think I better get a jump on it. First I gotta go back to Mass, break up Eric and his wife, and start on that singing career.. whew. Sounds like I'll be busy for a while.

I found this game through Wendy at twodolla

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Hmmm...Sounds Like a Plan

This is something I found on my travels around the internet, and I'm not sure if it really is from Robin William's, but I thought I'd share..

Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!

I lifted this from The Pnut House click to enlarge.

For those of you blind like me, it says....

Jesus of Nazareth says, "Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you"...Jesus favors more government handouts from welfare cheats.

Jesus of Nazareth says, "Judge not, that you be not judged"...Jesus is soft on crime.

Jesus of Nazareth says, "Render therefore unto Ceasar the things which are Ceasars"... Jesus will raise your taxes.

Jesus of Nazareth says, "Do not resist one who is evil, but if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other"....Can we trust Jesus to fight the war on terror?

Jesus...Wrong on social servicesWrong on crime Wrong on defenseWrong for America.

Too funny!

Givin' It Up

I give up. I am giving up the hope that my house will ever be truly clean, and I'm just gonna stop fighting the mess. I have been trying and trying to keep it clean and presentable, because I'm STILL waiting for the appraisers to call to come do the appraisal, so I can finally get the whole house sale thing going. It stays clean for all of 10 minutes, and it looks like I never touched it. Then ya just gotta do it all again! It's ridiculous. I don't even have kids, and I can't keep it clean. I try and try to just clean stuff as I go and keep on top of it, but somehow I turn around and it looks like one giant crapfest. So, I'm letting go. I'm giving it up. When the appraisers come, they can wade through the piles of dust and dog hair, move the dirty dishes off the couch, walk over the dirty clothes on the floor.. i just don't care anymore. Okay, it's not quite that bad in here, but it just feels like it! LOL  I don't know where my time goes anymore. My blogging is down from regular to once in a while, and it's cuz I just don't have the time to sit and compose a post worth reading. I want to, I really do, and I keep trying to make time to do it, but I blink and there goes my day. I blame it on that whole work thing, I guess. Trying to catch up and dig myself outta the hole I'm in after those POS hurricanes has kept me busy a lot. It's gonna take me a while to get back on track, but I'm trying to hold it all together. The one good thing is J has been pretty good lately. He's been helpful around the house, and not bitching, and he's actually trying to help me by giving me a little cash when he can. One less thing I have to stress about. I'm sure it's a temporary thing, and he'll go back to irking me shortly, but for now it's been pretty peaceful around here lately. Okay, its bed time and I'm outta here for now.

Thursday, October 14, 2004


A friend of mine wants to go to a movie next week, or whenever the 22nd is.. but I said Oh HELL Nooooo. There is one movie you definitely won't be seeing me at ever. Ever. EVER!

Every time I see the previews for this movie I have the willies for 20 minutes. I love me some Buffy..errr..Sarah Michelle Geller.. and I like a good scary flick once in a blue moon, especially around Halloween, cuz..well..that's what Halloween's for, right? That and candy, of course, but even the candy is more fun with a little scary thrill. But the previews of this movie squick me out so much, I definitely won't be seeing it. Not in the theater especially on the big screen, with the freakiness all up there huge and loud. Not even on DVD in the safety and comfort of my room, where I can fast forward over the really scary bits.. Noooo, not this girl. The sight of that freaky looking litlle boy-creature with the glassy eyes and the mouth open :::shiver:::: he just creeps me right the phuque out. Then when the hand comes up outta the water and grabs the arm..nuh uh! Not going anywhere near that one. Okay, I may be a scaredy cat..but I'm a scaredy cat who ain't havin no nightmares on the 22nd.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I Stole This from Joelle..

The Girl Next Door
I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.
-- Erma Bombeck
The Girl Next Door is from a small town, a large family, or both. She still has a healthy dose of what people 'round these parts call "family values." She calls her grandparents every Sunday and she's got her mom on speed dial. The Girl Next Door likes an uncomplicated life filled with the simple pleasures of family, home, kids, and food. She may not actually live on a farm, but she tends to keep a menagerie. Asked to choose between a dog and a cat, she generally won't. What's a good guard dog without a mouser to keep it company? She is caring and warm, welcoming and friendly. Anybody in your office ever bring in chocolate chip cookies? You got yourself a Girl Next Door.

The defining characteristics of the Girl Next Door are simplicity and tradition. Simplicity means that, unlike the Academic Girl, she's really not that interested in the great questions that keep philosophers up at night. When she can sit in the kitchen, drinking coffee, eating shortbread cookies with a friend, and listening to the cat purr on top of the radiator, what else is there to life? What else, indeed.

She Might Be a Girl Next Door if:

She drives: a good, solid American car -- a Ford Taurus, Chevy Cavalier, or Dodge Stratus.
She can talk for more than ten minutes about: her family's holiday traditions.
She begins her sentences with: "my mother says..."
She'd never: go to a rave.
She owns any of the following: scrapbooks, heirloom quilts, a Bible, family recipes, her grandmother's engagement ring.

Progressive Girl
Moderation in all things, excess in nothing.
-- Epicurus
Imagine that the Girl Next Door moved to the big city. Think of Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. She's America's sweetheart with an urban sensibility. She's a post-Christian spiritualist, a pre-Monica Clintonite, and a dues-paying member of at least one social-change organization like NOW, Planned Parenthood, or the Sierra Club. You won't find her at an Earth First or PETA meeting, though. Those are the Granola Girl's stomping grounds. Progressive Girls want the world to be a better place, but they live out their politics in a moderate, left-of-center way.

If you are going to date a Progressive Girl, the one sin you can commit is to be a chameleon. Molding your opinions to fit hers will lose her respect. One very positive thing you can do is offer her new experiences -- the Progressive Girl is fearless about trying new things. Whether it's pluralism, skydiving, Asian peanut sauce, or this book, the Progressive Girl is always looking for new ideas.

She Might Be a Progressive Girl if:

She drives: a small SUV but really wishes it got better mileage; once she can get a good hybrid, she will.
She can talk for more than ten minutes about: just about anything.
She begins her sentences with: "Susan Sarandon says..."
She'd never: pass up the chance for a new experience.
She owns any of the following: a water filter, a tabletop fountain, an acre of rain forest, a mutt from the pound.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

All I Want For Christmas..

This is what I want for Christmas. Just in case anyone was planning on buying me something. LOL

Talks and sings "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Play the part of The Grinch - talk into microphone and he'll move his mouth to words
Head turns and hips swing
Mouth moves to the words of song
Connect to stereo and he'll sing favorite tunes
Collapses to 3-feet for easy storage
his product operates with regular 120V A/C. A 120V A/C adapter jack is built into the base and the adapter is included with product. Input: 120V A/C 60 Hz. Output: 6V D/C 800 mA.

I saw him at Wally World the other night, and I just have to have him. The big dancing Santa and dancing Snowman are pretty kewl too, but I just really want the Grinch. J says no way is he buying it for me...freakin' party pooper, that's what he is! I can't believe they have all the Christmas stuff out already.. what happened to Halloween? Thanksgiving?.. don't wanna waste any time, I guess.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Where's the Zzzzzz's

This is not good. I have been up pretty much all night, with the exception of a few 20 or 30 minute catnaps I took when I fell asleep in my chair. I was up working all night and watching movies. Now, I need to go to sleep, because if I don't I'm gonna be all screwed up and backwards for the next day or two. Problem is, I'm not really tired, and I'm not sure if I lie down I'll be able to fall asleep. It's after 11:00 a.m. already. On the upside, I called the doc and requested my prescription for my ear, I got my dishes done, and my kitchen is almost clean. I'll finish it later. I did manage to get a shitload of work done last night. I'm still wide awake enough that I'm thinking of going in there to clean my bathroom, cuz it's the most unbelievably disgusting thing I've seen in a long time. It's even worse than it was now, because J took a bath and shaved this morning and didn't wash out the tub or the sink. He was cleaning the yard all day yesterday, so it's pretty freakin' gross. I'm really, really not happy about it, but I can't really complain since he really busted his ass yesterday and got all the storm debris picked up and out to the curb, and mowed the yard, and he even cleaned all the leaves and branches out of the pool for me. I actually thought about givin' him a little reward *wink wink*, but then I thought "screw that", and instead I fixed him dinner. Voluntarily. Real food, not even in the microwave. Tonight I want a big fat steak or something really good like that, but unfortunately I don't own any. I may have to go to the store to pick up my prescription. if they call one in for me, so I just may have to run over to the grocery store and pick up some steaks and some taters, so I can make a fat pan of mashed taters. mmmmmmm. Dang, I wish J didn't have to go back to school today, cuz I'd totally be making him take me to the store right now. He was out of school/work all of last week because his school got flooding from the hurricane, and he went back today. Figures, now that he's gone I need him. Dang it! I guess I'm gonna go lie down and attempt to sleep, although I'm waiting for the doc's office to call me back. I know the minute I drift off, the phone will ring, but I have to attempt it anyway or I'll be screwed.

Another Quiz For Ya

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You're like a fairy. Fairies were the little pixies
that usually lived in the forest with wings
like butterflies and perfect little faces.
they had brown or blonde hair and pale skin
with freckles. They were entergetic, joyful,
playful, very smart, and peaceful. Fairies are
deffinately the most famous of all fantasy
creatures. (If you cannot see the picture, go
to my userpage and look near the bottom. There
should be the picture and description for all
the results)

What Mystical Creature Are You? (Pictures)
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All of your friends are jealous and you know it. The boy is some romantic, he always can make a rose appear out of nowhere just to cheer you up. He often says you're his angel and%2
All of your friends are jealous and you know it.
The boy is some romantic, he always can make a
rose appear out of nowhere just to cheer you
up. He often says you're his angel and always
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Sunday, October 03, 2004

A Bunch Of Stuff...

As you can see below, I have posted some pictures of some stuff for your viewing pleasure. Because they post bottom to top, you may enjoy them more if you start with the last one and work your way up.. but then again, maybe not. I'll leave that up to you. I would have taken some pictures of the inside of the house, but..well..it's pretty scary in here. One day I will clean it, and then I promise to take pictures of the inside of my teenie tiny little house..because I know you're just dying to see it..*cough, cough*

Today, I realized something. There is more "top 40" type music on the radio that I really like these days than there has been for quite a while.. like these people. I really like them.

I woke up this morning with another ear infection, and it hurts. pretty much. I have decided I don't like pain. I took some pain stuff today, and put some antibiotic drops into it from the last one.. and Monday will probably find me treking to the doctor's office, if it isn't better from the drops by then. I hate doctors!.. and I hate ear infections.

I had to go to Wally World today, even though I was way tired, and didn't feel well cuz of my ear infucktion..but off we went. Actually, we went last night first, and the fugly slutty ho-bag (this name pretty much covers anyone who doesn't give me my way) behind the returns desk wouldn't give me money back for the wireless modem card I bought for my computer on Monday (which I bought to use during my hotel stay. so that I could work, with the full intention of returning it when I was done.. is that so wrong??), just because I couldn't find my receipt. She said the policy is 30 days with a receipt for modems and stuff. I needed my 50.00 back! Now, I know i've returned many a thing, computer related and not, without a receipt, and been given a refund. I knew I wouldn't get cash without the receipt, but usually they give you a gift card thingy for the amount. I was okay with that, since I had to buy groceries and some stuff, but the skanky ho just said no. I almost smacked her..but I didn't. I went home and luckily found the receipt on my bedroom floor, so we went back today.. even though he had to practically drag me outta the house. You know I don't feel good when i don't wanna go shopping. So anyway.. J actually gave me money.. I returned the modem, and then I was able to get the stuff I needed. He. Actually. Gave. Me. Money! Cash. Moola. Only 75.00, but still.. He also bought some trash cans for outside that we needed, and replaced the lawnmower blade he broke on the lawnmower I just paid to have fixed. I was really pissed about him breaking it, but it's all good now. Plus, he bought dinner yesterday and today for us, and had John come over to fix my ceiling fan. He earned some brownie points today. I may even have to give him a little sunthin sunthin. Probably not...but maybe. Speaking of a little sunthin sunthin.. the weirdest thing happened while I was standing in line at Wally World. This little redneck looking guy in a grimy Tshirt..and not so many of his teeth left.. walked up to me and said "Hey there darlin..you interested in a little lovin tonight?" WHAT THE FUCK! After I picked my jaw up off the floor...It really took all I could do not to slap him..or laugh in his face.. I said. "Uh, no .. I have a boyfriend, and he's right there" cuz J was walking up the aisle towards the checkout at just that moment. I was just in shock and didn't know what else to say. He just said, "Oh, okay", and walked away. Now.. I'm wondering if this approach has worked for him in the past. I couldnt quite figure out what would make someone walk up to a complete stranger in a checkout line and say that. Is it because he saw me and was so overcome by the utter hotness of me that he couldn't stop himself? Or is it because he saw a woman alone in the store, and figured I might be desperate enough to agree? LOL I don't know what his deal was, but he sure freaked me out. All I do know, is I would never be desperate enough to want to do anything with that guy..cept maybe let him use my shower and give him the number to a good dentist. J wanted to go find him and kick his ass, but he was already gone and out of the store. Not that it would have been worth it. Am I the only one this kinda stuff happens to? I swear, it's just something about me that draws all the freaks and weirdos.

There was a lot of kids in there tonight too, and I was watching them all walking around. This one little girl in particular was standing in the ice cream aisle, while her mom was checking out the frozen food. She was very little, blonde, with big blue eyes..and she had a little pink jacket in one hand, and a rubber spatula in the other. She was trying to put her jacket on, cuz it was cold in the ice cream aisle, and she couldn't manage it with the spatula in her hand. I watched her for a minute try to maneuver the jacket and the spatula, and having no luck, and then I offered to help her with her jacket. I held it for her while she put in one arm, then switched her spatula to the other hand and put in the other. Then I said, "There, is that better?" and she just sighed this big relieved sigh and said "Yes! Thank you!" and went to find her mom. I've been noticing kids a lot lately, and thinking about the whole biological clock thing. Mostly cuz I'm 38 now, getting older, and time isn't standing still. I think I've pretty much decided, with certainty, that I don't ever plan to have a baby. I was on the fence about it for a long time.. will I? won't I? do I want to? will I be okay if I don't ever have one? I was always leaning towards no, but the possibility was open..but I've pretty much jumped off the fence and decided that its just not something I need to do. I'm 38 and not with someone I could have a family with, and by the time I ever get with anyone I might want a family with, I'll probably be over 40. That's too late for me to want to start spawning. If I was going to do it, I would have done it years ago. I do love babies though, so somebody around here really needs to start having some. Luckily, I have plenty of nieces and nephews for that. I don't know.. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what the future brings. I've got some other thoughts on the subject, but that's a post for another day. Right now, I'm going to bed, cuz my ear infucktion is killing me.

Here is Belle..Bella-my-Bella..da Bell Bell..her woofiness tied up in her usual spot in the yard. If she wasn't retarded and didn't jump the fence, she could run with Jazmine. I've had talks with her about this, but she doesn't seem to care. Someday I will put up a taller fance she can't jump over, and then she'll be able to run too.

Here is Nicki laying her big ass on my bed. I dont like her on my bed, because she is big, and it is not..and she stinks like a dog. but sometimes its just easier to let her lie there, cuz she gives ya the evil eye and growls at you when you try to kick her off.

This is my Jazmine, of course, because I take tons of pictures of her. Only because she is the most cutest woggy ever in the whole world. Okay..so, maybe just to me, but that's my baby.

Here is my other kitty Elmo..Mo Mo.. El Mo..the mominator.. he doesnt look very happy to be having his picture taken does he?

This is Stephie's younger sister, Courtney. She's 14, and she looked really pretty also. Except for the blue fingernails. I don't know what she was thinking with that one. Then, the next day, she dyed her hair red..the day before her school pictures. Her mom is still not happy about that one.

This is a picture of two people in Massachusetts, Chris and Heather, who I don't even know, but was invited to their wedding anyway.

This is a picture of Junior..the most handsomest kitty on the planet. He's too cool..ain't he badass?...

This is a picture of the front of my teenie tiny little house. I took this to remember it by, in case the hurricane blew it away....

This is a picture of Jazmine outside running in the yard. That is my little, teenie tiny house and my kickass Olympic size pool in the background..

J asked John to came over tonight after work and fix my ceiling fan in my bedroom for me. It works now.. I'm very excited about this.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Home Again.. Again

Good Lord it's good to be back home again... That's a song ain't it? or something close to that. After Jeanne knocked my lights out, I packed up and headed for the hotel with the internet access, so that I would be able to work and all that. We spent two nights in the crappy EconoLodge and then moved the last night to the Best Western, which was sooo much better. Room service and everything! Our lights came back on Wednesday, but we had already paid for the room for the night, so we just decided to stay there. Next time this happens, now I know the deal and will just make a reservation, if I have the cash to do it, before the storm gets here and avoid the bullshit. The crappy Econolodge doesn't allow pets, but the Best Western does, so I can bring the babies with me and go there. I'm praying we're done for a long while with these phuqued up hurricanes.. so far, it's looking clear for the foreseeable future. If we could ever get the house crap done, I could just go to Home Depot and get the big generator hook-up. but nooooooooo. I got the loan papers in the mail yesterday, so we're making progress. If it weren't for the storms, we probably would have been through with it by now. Actually, I almost should have saved my money and stayed home, and just took the days off from work. I didn't work as much as I had planned to, so I probably barely earned much more than the 70.00 it cost me a day to stay in the hotels. That's okay though, cuz at least I did make a little bit above it, and I got to stay where we air and lights, and real cable TV. After being at Lisa's and then in the hotels, where they have all the channels, including HBO and stuff, it kinda sucks to be back home with my crappy cable. I almost called up the cable company and told them to come hook me up with the boxes and stuff again, but I talked myself out of it. I am sticking to my guns about not getting the good cable until J starts g'ing up the funds every month. I refuse. I'm punishing myself as much as him, but I really can handle riding it out for a while longer. Then again, I could always just have them come hook it up in my room, and leave him with the crappy cable, but that would just be wrong. He's got a big job ahead of him cleaning up all the debris from the yard tomorrow, but he claims he's gonna get it done. We'll see.