Found written on bathroom wall
Houston, Texas USA 77396
If you voted for Bush the last election, you can't shit here. Your asshole is in Washington.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice
To give equal time to Kerry bashing..
"John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." —David Letterman
"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from 'The Munsters."' —Jay Leno
"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." —Craig Kilborn
"I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal." —David Letterman
"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton." —David Letterman