Sunday, December 26, 2004

What's UP With That!

Now I've heard everything! I'm watching Jerry Springer this morning, and there is a guy whose confessing that when he gets horny, or maybe has a fight with his girlfriend, instead of picking up hookers, he goes out and has sex with HOMELESS WOMEN. Yeah, this is his fetish! He says his first experience was with a homeless woman who lived in a large appliance box, and its what gets him off. He went on to say that he likes the smell of stale alcohol and cheap liquor, and the faint smell of urine. Woohoo!! yeah, baby..that's HOT! He then proceeded to go out on the Springer Cam and score himself a woman in a box for $20.00 and a turkey sandwich. We never get to see the chick, but he offers her the $20 and when she accepts, he takes off his clothes and slides on into her box..errr.. in more ways than one. Of course, his girlfriend got to watch this and she went off and told him he was a dirty bastard and other choice things, that was pretty funny. When I hear about things like this, it makes me wonder what the hell is up with some people. Now, you know that if he's doing this, if this is his fetish, then someone, maybe hundreds or thousands of someones, are into the same thing. There is one thing you can be sure of, if you have a thought, a feeling, a desire, a need..there are probably a thousand people having that exact thought or desire. Now thats just wrong! Bum sex, plushies, food, latex, S&M, bondage..doesn't anyone just screw anymore???

Saturday, December 25, 2004


Hope Everyone is enjoying their Christmas Eve Posted by Hello

Friday, December 24, 2004


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE Posted by Hello

20 Ways To Make HIS Xmas XXXmas!

1. Trim his tree.
2. Lick his luscious candy cane.
3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays.
4. Polish his christmas balls.
5. Ride him like a reindeer.
6. Taste his sweet egg-nog.
7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.
8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la.
9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease.
10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her!
11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle.
12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere.
13. Unwrap his package.
14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed.
15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air.
16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose.
17. Heat him up with a snow job.
18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own.
19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper.
20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Sorry Your Birthday Sucks...

Well, today is J's 40th birthday, and I got nuthin' for him. Of course, I knew I wasn't gonna have anything for him, but I still feel bad that I didn't even get him a card. Happy birthday is nice, but it's kinda lame that it's all ya get from your girlfriend on your 40th. I did send him an Ecard, so I guess that's something, and I will take him out one night with my Olive Garden cards, and on Christmas, when we go to Di's, she will give him something and they may give him cards and stuff, but that's gonna be three days from now, and he has "issues" about his birthday being combined with Christmas. He'll have to get over that this year. I can't believe its 3 days til Christmas. I have absolutely no Christmas spirit this year. I haven't watched any specials except I watched "A Christmas Carol" once, and I managed to catch "Charlie Brown's Christmas", other than that, nuthin. Not even "Year Without A Santa Clause" No Heat Meiser.. No Snow Meiser.. No Mr. 101. I don't care either, cuz Christmas sucks when you can't buy presents. Plus, it kinda sucks this year too, because we usually do Christmas Eve at my sis's, but this year we're not doing anything Christmas Eve. We're going there on Christmas Day instead, because my brother, Rick, is coming up on Christmas Day. I'll be really glad to see him, it willl be nice to have them here, but now I got nuthing to do on Christmas Eve except sit here. I'll be working. pffffffffft

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Saturday, December 11, 2004

PFFFFFFFFFFT

Hello people! Anyone miss me??? Yeah, I didn't think so. Where have I been, you ask? Well, pretty much I've been home, working my ass off, getting farther behind, and being depressed. It really sucks how things can change so much in such a short time. Since the hurricanes, I've been just getting deeper and deeper in a hole, and I can't get ahead. They really killed me. I applied for Hurricane relief from FEMA, but I'm not eligible cuz I don't have any property damage and stuff, so that totally sucks. I got paid 1300.00 yesterday, and its GOOONE. I've got -$235.00 in the bank account at the moment, and I haven't even been grocery shopping yet :::sigh::: .I was actually thinking about just saying phuck it and give up my house, and move in with mom and dad for a while so I can get caught up, then go buy another house, when I get it all straightened out. But then I said, fuck that! I want MY house, and I'm just gonna have to bust my ass to get my shit together, without giving in to depression and bullshit and letting everything go down the toilet. On top of my money stuff, J found out this week that he has been driving around on a revoked license since May. He had an accident a few years back, his fault, and he didn't have insurance. He let it go, didn't take care of it, now he's got a judgement against him, we aren't sure for how much or the details yet, but he's gotta pay that. Then, his insurance will be astronomical once he gets the license back, so he won't be able to afford to drive anyway. I'll probably end up having to go get my license, so I can get insurance and he can drive, or I can drive...whichever. He's been busing it to school, he's not working anyway (of course) so that's not a big deal, but it's just one more thing added to the suckage that my life has become lately. I can't move home with the folks anyway, cuz I'd have to give up my puppies. They wouldn't let them come there, and I wont do that. Although, they won't let J come either, so he'd have to go find someone else to live with.. hmmmm. That's one good argument for mom's house! I got a second part time job, typing for another company, and hopefully that will help some. Christmas is gonna be one big suckfest this year. I can't buy anything for anybody this year, not that they'll care, but it bums me out. I'll feel like crap getting presents and having nothing to give anyone else. On top of which, not only does J graduate from school this month, but it's also his 40th bday on the 22nd..he's gettin' nuthin! I feel bad about it, but there's nothing I can do. I do have some $40 in gift certificates to Olive Garden, so I can at least take him out for his birthday, I guess. Oh well, it will all turn out okay in the end, it always does. It may not turn out the way I'd like it to, and I may have to adjust my plans and deal with whatever I have to do, but somehow, someway, It will all work itself out. Until then, I'll be working and trying to look on the bright side.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every
historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of
them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've
known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get
lost.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT....... !!!

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Makes Sense to Me

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.



Makes Sense to Me

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.



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