Sunday, January 30, 2005

Tuesday Was Chooseday. I'm late, but I'm bored..

Would you rather:

1. Wear your hair like liberace OR telly savalas?

Who loves ya baby! Actually, I don't think the Savalas look is for me. I'd kinda like to have some hair, even if it was funky hair.

2. Be a world famous for your black velvet paintings OR for your grilled cheese sandwiches?

I'd love to be an artist...even of black velvet paintings.

3. Smell like a water buffalo OR old cheese?

I already smell like old cheese..errr.

4. Eat monkey brain OR kitten?

ewww.. can I get some mustard on my kitten? I'm not into organ meats...

Tuesday, January 25, 2005


Talk about truth in advertising Posted by Hello

sick..just sick. But funny LOL Posted by Hello

There were too funny, just had to share them. LOL Posted by Hello

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Yoda:: Star Wars
  2. Mensa:: Genious
  3. Pink:: and Blue
  4. Text message:: Cell phone
  5. Galactic:: The stars
  6. Chicks:: and dudes
  7. Quesadilla:: chicken, cheese and salsa..yuuumm
  8. Backpack:: Hiking
  9. Socket:: "Don't spin your brother like that, you'll pull his arms outta the sockets!"...ohh..flashback..sorry bout that.
  10. Compromise:: Bargain

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005


I filed my taxes already, and according to the IRS they should be hitting my bank on or about the 28th of January. Unfortunately, I owe a zillion dollars, and all or most of my taxes and my paychecks will be going to pay off the all the money I owe. Although I'll be happy to have everything paid off and be out from under the stress of povery, I'm very depressed too. If I didn't have to pay all the bad people my money, I could get me this new toy. Aint it purty! Sadly, I may never ever know the joy of owning this, or anything similar...but at least I'll be able to buy groceries again. I guess that's something. Posted by Hello

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Checkin In

Yes, I'm still alive.. or so they tell me. I'm dog-ass tired though. I've been working and working. I can't wait for this month to be over, til I get my taxes and can get this crap caught up and try to get back to some sort of a normal life. On the upside I am in bead heaven today, I got my Fire Mountain Gems big catalog, and its HUGE.. 926 pages of beads and wires and head pins and doodads.. Its got everything in there. I love beads, and I wish I had a ton of cash to buy whatever kind I want, so I can make all kinds of goodies. Thats not likely to happen, so in the meantime all I can do is look at the pages of the catalog and drool. I would love to learn how to make lampwork beads and stuff, and someday I am definitely gonna try. As soon as I find half a minute to have a life, and get some cash to invest in books and/or classes and equipment. Yep, I got lots of plans for "someday", in that mythical land of free time and spare cash. I've heard it really does exist, but I suspect it's located somewhere just south of NeverNever Land. On the downside, job#2 screwed up my paycheck by 340.00, and I'm still waiting on that money, plus it cost me $210.00 in bounce fees, though they say they'll pay them. J didn't get his license back yet either, because something to do with his insurance, so we're still without transportation. On top of which, he's getting on my last nerve, so if he doesn't get a job quick and get up outta my house, he's gonna be living in his car. Sometimes I just look at him and wanna smack him. It took all I had today not to tell him to just get the hell outta my face, and go find someone else to sponge off of. Then again, if he wasn't here today, I'd be totally screwed cuz my computer crashed and burned outta the blue tonight. I lost a lot of stuff!! He had an extra drive lying around, so he popped that in for me and got me up and running again. Unfortunately, I can't work tonight, so I'm losing a bunch of money I cant afford to lose, but I will at least get some sleep tonight, and I'm not gonna let it stress me. Tomorrow they'll dial in and reinstall my work stuff, and I'll be back up and running. It's the last day of the pay period, so I hope they get in there bright and early. I need to do all that I possibly can. Right now, I'm going to take advantage of my night of freedom, and hit my bed before the sun comes up.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Addicted Much?

I just watched that new show "Medium", and looks like I've got another must see to add to the list. From the looks of it, it's gonna be a good one. It's bad enough that I'm already addicted to CSI:Everything and all of the Law & Order shows. I watch all of them that I can, I totally love those shows. On top of being forever addicted to Charmed. I know, some people think its a stupid show, or a show "for 14 year olds" or something, but I totally love that show. People who say it sucks, have probably never really watched it. I'm completely psyched because the 1st season is coming out on DVD Feb 1st, and I'm gonna buy it for sure. Now, the only problem is that Medium will be on at 10 on Mondays, which means I'll have to choose between that one and CSI: Miami. I guess I'm gonna have to figure out how to do that thing with the TiVO, where you can watch one thing and record another.. I'm no good at choices.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Eureeka!

OMG I made a cake today, and it is so freakin' moist and yummy, I just had to post about it. LOL I have figured out the secret to making your cakes, cookies, and brownies really, really moist and stuff. No matter what the directions on the package say, add all of the wet ingredients, like eggs, oil, milk, and water and any butter type substances together first, stir them together, then add your flours and sugars...preferably flour last..or the cake mix or whatever you're using, mix that up and you'll have a super moist dessert. Really..It's true! Try it yourself, you'll see. Now, I gotta go have me another piece of cake.

HAPPY NEW YEAR...PFFFFFFFFFT

Since it's a brand new year, and I've got 5 seconds to myself, I figured it's time to maybe offer up a real post. You know, it's good to do it once in a while, just to keep things interesting. I hope everyone is having a great New Year, so far, mine has been pretty much uninteresting. The first day of the year, I slept most of it, and then I did something really, really exciting. Yeah, I went to the grocery store. It so much sucks to have to go to the store and want to get stuff but not be able to get it because you have to try and save your money. Grrrrrrrr. I can't wait til I get these bills caught up, cuz this two job shit and being broke all the time is really, really tiring..and it's not fun either. What a difference a year makes. At the beginning of last year, I had bills and I wasn't doing great, but I was able to pay everything and had money to at least buy whatever I liked at the grocery store..and to buy a DVD or a CD or something if I felt like it. I was doing okay. Then in the middle of the year, I was doing great. I was making lots of cash on my bonuses and stuff, my credit was looking better and better, and I was getting ready to buy the house. Then by the end of the year, just a few months later, I'm behind on everything, struggling to stay afloat, and working my ass off so I'm so tired all the time I don't have the time or energy to post a dang blog entry. It's so frustrating and depressing. I'm really stressing on J too, cuz now he's finished with school, and still has no job. He can't get one until he gets his license back,which he can't do probably until next month, because he can't afford to pay the stuff he needs to pay. So, not only is he broke, but now he's here all day, every day, eating and drinking more than usual cuz he's here all the time, and using more electricity and stuff..basically draining me more..and I'm trying not to blow up and tell him he has to leave, because I know he's trying, and I know he has no options either. At least he has been helping around the house to try and make it better. He's been cleaning and even cooking.. it's nice to have the help, but it would be nicer to have some financial help. When guys attempt to flirt with me lately, I've started to flirt back. That's not a sign that bodes well for my relationship. When I 'm in a relationship and not looking, I pretty much have tunnel vision, and I don't tend to flirt much. It's like I don't notice when guys are flirting with me unless they're really blatant about it, or someone points it out. When I start looking and noticing..and flirting back..it's usually cuz I'm ready to find a replacement for the man of the moment. As if I need another man. That's the LAST thing I think I need. Though I could use a lot of hot and heavy sex.. I think that would at least take some of the stress off ::weg:::

Well, I haven't bothered to make New Year's resolutions, cuz I wont stick to them, and, frankly, I'm just too tired and distracted to care to try. All I want out of this year, is to get back on my feet, and try to make my life as happy and stress free as possible... and also to work on finding time to see about that hot sex thing.