Would you rather:
1. Wear your hair like liberace OR telly savalas?
Who loves ya baby! Actually, I don't think the Savalas look is for me. I'd kinda like to have some hair, even if it was funky hair.
2. Be a world famous for your black velvet paintings OR for your grilled cheese sandwiches?
I'd love to be an artist...even of black velvet paintings.
3. Smell like a water buffalo OR old cheese?
I already smell like old cheese..errr.
4. Eat monkey brain OR kitten?
ewww.. can I get some mustard on my kitten? I'm not into organ meats...